If you did not attend the mystical reading of the Delphic Oracle at 4PM Saturday in the Hyatt International South, you missed a hilarious time. Hosted by Todd McCaffery, the Oracle will reveal the answers you have been seeking. Only the truly gifted can channel the powers of the Delphic Oracle.

The “Oracle” was a panel that consisted of Tamsin L. Silver, John Ringo, Michael Anderle, Carole Barrowman, Jody Lynn Nye, and Mike Massa. They are not individuals but are a collective unit that thinks and acts as one.

The audience asks the oracle a question that only the oracle’s mystical insight can answer. The channeler (McCaffery) will collect one word from each member that will create the mystical sentence to solve all of the world’s woes. A scribe writes each word to reveal the complete answer.

What could go wrong?

It was so much fun. Some of the answers made so much sense.

Question: Will it rain tomorrow? Answer: It may not rain or hail tomorrow except if it does.

Other responses… well, not so much.

Question: How will Thanos fail? Answer: Batman has nondisclosure with anal Batgirl.

We will let you dissect that answer.

This game was so much fun. Everyone was laughing so hard some were crying. It was great fun had by all.